For Catholics, today is All Soul's Day, overtaken among Mexicans and hip moderns by the traditions of the Day of the Dead. Elilkocha is the name given to this holiday by jackalopes, who honor the day by drinking coffee and consuming brown butter cake made with bourbon or rum, preferably in their favorite diners. If you want to be really traditional, you will add some coconut liqueur to your coffee, which ruins the coffee and tastes nothing like coconut.
Jackalopes are unabashed thieves of culture, and they stole two Hebrew words for their holiday, Elilim, which means "false gods", and Kochavim, "stars". I mentioned to comandantechispas that jackalopes have a saying, "All names are the name of God." They also have another saying, "All gods are false gods." Jack Loki, the sometimes protagonist of Geranium Lake Properties, explains it like this, "Jackalopes are, by nature and every inclination, atheists, and they consider the various god concepts as metaphors. Metaphors are essentially lies that make facts more poetic, more epic, more mythic. Metaphors make a better story, a good yarn, or a lesson memorable as a parable or fable. If you want to celebrate Elilkocha, use this day to remind yourself not to scorn the good stories and lessons found in the religions of gods you think are false."
The other half of the Elilkocha honors stars as the creators of all life--of all of everything, actually. Patron saint? Carl Sagan, of course.
PS. Diners are sacred places in America, don't you think? Also, there is a larger invocation of this work.
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