The Traipse of the Redivider

The Procession of Entropy, which began on October 15th, ends tonight at...

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The Adamant Heart

“All heroes, all gods, all heavens, all glories falter and fade before the adamant heart of Entropy.” A quote attributed to various people who were in the know about jackalopes, including Baruch Spinoza, Kasturba Gandhi, Evelyn Einstein, Frieda Lawrence, Ninon de l’Enclos, James Randi and Diogenes....

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The Procession of Entropy

Autumn heralds the great holiday for jackalopes, the Procession of Entropy, which begins on October 15 and ends on the last day of the year. Jackalopes believe in a few gods despite being atheists, with a very small percentage who are Greek Orthodox. (This small percentage is dedicated to preserving the traditions of jackalope history in the Byzantine Empire.) Of the Jackalopian Gods, Patchy Kettle might be their oddest, but he is also their most amiable god. Ekchuajumudabrutu is their most classical god, a son of Tiamat. Their most revered god is Entropy, and the major holidays for Entropy conveniently occur during the holiday season that includes Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas, which are also celebrated by jackalopes. (Since jackalopes are largely atheists, they seize every opportunity to celebrate other cultures. Jackalopes firmly believe in holidays.)
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