Showing posts with label martian comics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label martian comics. Show all posts

Thursday, January 21, 2016

Martian Comics



Many people have asked why it took the Martians so long to encounter comic books, when comic books had been in existence for more than fifty years before 1972. There are certain people who claim they have actually asked actual Martians, and have received dozens of different answers in several different languages. Henry F. S. Little and Nicholas P. Dooren, in Martian Oratory Principles (Beanfield Press, Seattle, 1998) insist that only three of these answers are significant, usually translated as "They were in the stack." "We were not ready." "We were taking a nap." My personal favorite is: "We were distracted by albatrosses eating Fig Newtons."

I am so excited about this.

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Geranium Lake Properties, florid template


"Jack Loki, like all jackalopes, was mad for all forms, modes and manifestations of kiGamnch."

Top: GLP panel showing a kiGamnch diagram.
Bottom: Martian artifact