Geranium Lake Properties, florid template

"Jack Loki, like all jackalopes, was mad for all forms, modes and manifestations of kiGamnch."

Top: GLP panel showing a kiGamnch diagram.
Bottom: Martian artifact

Geranium Lake Properties, quadrangular passion aurora

Geranium Lake Properties, late micrometeoritic gap

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Geranium Lake Properties, 93 iron accessories

Today's GLP guest artist is Eunice Bilfinger, whose signature includes the intitials of her given name, plus the initials of Teradactyl Addams. When she was 4 years old, Eunice became convinced she was a lost cousin of the Addams family. She chose the name Teradactyl, and modeled herself after Wednesday Addams, until high school, when she decided it was safer to become invisible.

Geranium Lake Properties, approximate cyclonic heft

Bottom image is the “tiger head” variation. Top image is sometimes called the “cloud head” variation. Part of the Fifty Cent Trip series.

Geranium Lake Properties, a holiday from feats of erosion

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Geranium Lake Properties, feast of the bounce

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Geranium Lake Properties, carp fish whiskers

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Geranium Lake Properties, colored people

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Geranium Lake Properties, moon document

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Geranium Lake Properties, penny-ante prickleberry professional

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Geranium Lake Properties, heliacal layabout

Top image is the Newark’s Star-Ledger misprint, which is Yost's favorite version of this panel. Second image is the Los Angeles Times misprint, and Yost's second favorite version. The third image is his least favorite, the cartoon as he created it. You should be able to see all the misprints, if I remembered to tag them correctly.

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A gif preview of today's panel for Geranium Lake Properties

Geranium Lake Properties, all the curls of destiny

Documented failure of hypergraphic object no. 5150503, known as "Benny's Seville".

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Geranium Lake Properties, blind comfrey leaf

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Geranium Lake Properties, foolish charm apart

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Geranium Lake Properties, begin, begin and over

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Geranium Lake Properties, the count of near

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Geranium Lake Properties, a map to the past

Back on schedule! Asemic comics are published here three times a week, on Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday.

Geranium Lake Properties, map of distinction

Geranium Lake Properties, uptown ticket

Geranium Lake Properties, poster for "Infernal Colander IV"

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Geranium Lake Properties, Jack Loki's guide to Georgia's Mesa

The Fifty Cent Trip

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Geranium Lake Properties, enough gilded ice

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The Fifty Cent Trip

Geranium Lake Properties, blood oranges

And the above panel is what appeared in every other paper in the world.

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Geranium Lake Properties, golden delicious

It has to be admitted that most of the time, Newark's Star-Ledger got it right. In fact, there was one notable occasion when the Star-Ledger was the only paper that got GLP right. On the morning of Aug. 8, 1990, New Jersey residents opened their premier newspaper and discovered the above GLP panel in its customary pride-of-place, the right-hand corner of the Star-Ledger's comics page. The panel was part of a series that GLP historian Michael Veerduer would later call "The Fifty Cent Trip", in an article he wrote for the short-lived zine The Longest Salmon.

Geranium Lake Properties, une fois le soleil

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Geranium Lake Properties, mapping the quince

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Geranium Lake Properties, lazy thread exploits

Another example of a misprint by Newark's Star-Ledger (bottom panel).

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Geranium Lake Properties, clairaut's clashed histories

Misprint from The Star-Ledger:


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Geranium Lake Properties, reverse dream percussion

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Geranium Lake Properties, take the field, take the marches, take the refusal

Another panel by guest artist Quinto K. Thelsear.

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Geranium Lake Properties, a spoon in a marrow sky

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Geranium Lake Properties, splintered this cutaneous steel

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Geranium Lake Properties, fifth quadrant of gauss

One of these is another misprinted cartoon from Newark’s Star-Ledger. Can you guess which? The Star-Ledger gave it the caption "Journey into the fifth quadrant."

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Geranium Lake Properties, married a thief

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Geranium Lake Properties, out to their costs

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Geranium Lake Properties, bought it and brought it